I wanted to know what time Oak View Mall opens today, since I want to do some shopping today. So I Googled for oak view mall omaha hours, and I looked at the results, and I thought, “You’re kidding. You’re telling me one of the biggest malls in Omaha doesn’t have its own Web site?”
Then I scrolled, and there it was at #7. Still on the first page, but the mall apparently has a pretty poor Google rank. Somebody’s AOL homepage is at #2, for crying out loud. That ain’t right!
So, doing my part to increase the relevance of the Web, here’s my mundane Google-bomb for mall hours for Oak View Mall in Omaha. Pass the meme.