Embrace your inner James Bond villain! Add a vat of boiling sharks to your novel!
(I Googled “vat of boiling sharks” and came up with only two results, neither of which is the page I was looking for, so I’m once again Googlebombing the mundane. So next time, I’ll be able to find the comic straight off. Today, a comic strip… tomorrow, the world! Mwa ha ha.)