Freeloading scumbucket #.NET

All right, I admit it. I'm entering Rory's stupid contest.

And I'm lowering my chances of winning by telling you about it, too.

neopoleon.com. Because the world obviously needed another short opinionated big-nosed man of French descent.

(Yeah, I know, that last part isn't in the graphic. But it just sounds more poetic this way, you know?)